Leytonstone. A flower shop. It's St Valentine's day.
Geezer: "Aar much are these 'ere roses?"
Florist: "Four pounds per stem, sir. It will be very nicely wrapped."
Geezer: "Four quid!? It better be wrapped in a bleedin' Picasso for four bleedin' quid."
1 comment:
I nearly believed this...except that, in Leytonstone, that bloke would be most likely be buying his 'stems' from the local Shell or Murco station!
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