Monday, February 14, 2011

Art Is For Lovers


Leytonstone. A flower shop. It's St Valentine's day.

Geezer: "Aar much are these 'ere roses?"

Florist: "Four pounds per stem, sir. It will be very nicely wrapped."

Geezer: "Four quid!? It better be wrapped in a bleedin' Picasso for four bleedin' quid."

1 comment:

Affer said...

I nearly believed this...except that, in Leytonstone, that bloke would be most likely be buying his 'stems' from the local Shell or Murco station!